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Tuolumne Meadows to Red’s & Back Again

Just got back from the post office, where I posted a food box off to Red’s Meadow. Seven days’ worth of lovingly dehydrated vegetarian meals, hand-mixed gorp with local raw almonds, the world-famous dodie kakes, 2 kinds of food bars (Rebar & the Active Greens), pease porridge — all the usual, with the exception of dried shrimp in the Indian meals & our standby homemade beef jerkey. Mr. Jack wanted to try a vegetarian backpack for a change — well, except for the 4.6 oz of secchi salami we’ll devour within days of opening the re-supply box.

But there’s something odd about the food I’ve prepared & gathered for this relatively short 14-day backpack.

The food doesn’t weigh as much as it should. It looks like the right amount. It feels like the right amount. All the meals individually seem to weigh about as much as they did last year and although we subtracted the 2 oz of jerky per day, we put 2 oz of some divine olive-oil-roasted & salted almonds right back in. But when I entered all the weights into the spreadsheet & divided out per person per day, I only got 1.08 lbs.

You know that’s not right. Last year we had 1.24 lbs per person & turned out we were a little short. Well, it was cold. This year we have a cozier tent and a heavier quilt. Our days won’t be as long, either, since we are going to try the High Route on the return leg, going mostly cross-country. But we are going to be crossing some snowy passes–I will, in fact, be carrying an ice ax and crampons for the first time in my life–and the ranger Mr. Jack conferred with on the phone mentioned low temperatures in the 20s. That’s cold enough for me to be glad of the improved sleeping situation!

The food puzzle is that I’m not sure where we lost that average 4 oz per day: Are the meals marginally smaller? Did I skimp when measuring out ingredients for the pease porridge? Is the gorp lighter? And the big question: Will we starve this time?

We’re heading up to Tuolumne to pick up our permits when the office opens early Saturday morning. By the time we get to Red’s Meadow we hope to have a clearer understanding of our food situation. At that point, if we need more food, we can raid the food boxes! (Assuming anything there we can eat! If you’ve been in the boxes yourself, you can understand my hesitation about relying on instant oatmeal for much nourishment …)

I keep thinking I’ve just done the math wrong, or written down a wrong weight, but if that is indeed the case, I’ve not been able to find it. I admit I’m tempted to throw another tube of almond butter into the bear bag and if there’s room when we get ourselves all packed up, I just might …

On the other hand, it’s only 15 days of not very strenous hiking, so it’s unlikely anything worse than the hungries will happen, even if we are a bit short on food. And we have plenty of tea even if we don’t have squeeze bacon!

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